a letter

Dear Econ 1500,

You came into my life about 3 months ago and I haven't stopped stressing about you since! You are the source of the knots in my shoulders, my loss of sleep, and lack of a social life. Quite frankly, you are much too difficult to understand. You're so back and forth with everything! Sometimes you'll say, "Well if this and this happens then do this..." but "If this happens, then don't do that." You need to sort out your bipolar tendencies. I've spent hours upon hours trying to figure you out. Even my friends and parents don't understand you. I really wish I could understand you because I believe that you could be very practical in my life, but I've come accept that we will never be on the same page.

I've come to a breaking point, my friend. In two weeks I would like to say goodbye to you forever. So please, just please, let me pass your class. You know it's not working out between us. Don't make me come back to you. I really just need to move on with my life. I'm sorry, I really tried to like you and to get along, but we must part ways.

Sincerely,

Jalene

P.S. The only good that might come because of you will occur at approximately 1:00 tomorrow.

Let's hope it was all worth it. :)